Just kidding.
1. Do you remember high school (or middle school or grade school) as fondly as I do? I loved all of it. I don't know if I'd do it all over given the opportunity, but I definitely look back on it, college too, and love it. The friends, the teachers, the classes, the times . . . ahh the times. Probably why I teach.
2. One thing that really cracks me up, every single time, are guys who use the "no hands" approach to urinals. Excuse me for a moment lady readers of this blog. There are guys who, once they get their business out, just kind of let nature take over and go. Which is totally fine if you're outdoors, but less fine if you're trying to hit a target. That in and of itself is not so funny. What is hilarious is what the gentlemen do with their hands. One hand on the wall, with a slight body lean forward? Hands on hips like he's a Three Amigo who's about to Jump On It? Hand(s) in pocket - obvious no pool is being played. Text? I mean the options are endless and each is funnier than the next. Your thoughts?
8 comments:
Totally cracked me up. How about the arms folded across the chest method? Or the hands behind the back, much like being handcuffed, method.
Nick
The feeling is mutual . . . ?
I know I already told you this, but I guess I'll say share it on here as well.
So the other day, I was at s restaurant, and I passed by the guys bathroom. I saw inside a little bit, didn't "see" anything tho, thankfully! I think he was just washing his hands.
So then I thought about this blog that you so kindly shared with us. Thanks for a good laugh Andy. Haha! :-)
WANNA MIX THINGS UP IN THE MEN'S ROOM?? GO OLD SCHOOL AND DROP YOUR PANTS TO THE FLOOR!! MY COLLEGE ROOMMATE (& BEST MAN) IS 6'6 AND AT THE TIME, 330 LBS. HIS REAR WAS THE SIZE OF A VW BUG. UNPROVOKED, AND WITHOUT WARNING...HE PULLED THE "PANTS ON THE GROUND" STYLE IN A MENS ROOM AT A MOVIE THEATRE WHERE THERE WERE CONSERVATIVELY 15 MEN WAITING TO URINATE. NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!
Please tell me he stood 5 or more feet away, arched back, and let er' fly!
That's what Dash does.
Movie theatre wizzer dude... hilarious!! The wide variety of different ways for dudes to pee is quite interesting. I didn't realize there were so many options for guys. I feel very informed now (not that I wanted to be).
And don't forget the dude who does a hip-circle on the final drip before he packs up?
Wow! Interesting...funny stuff! No need to be a "fly on the wall". eeehhmmm, we don't need to go down the road of women's etiquette. We will leave that one ALONE! The pants on the floor is pretty awesome, I have to admit.
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