Big D, Little Tooth

Before I get to Dash's newest aquisition, forgive me a rant about the American Music Award's from last night. First, the goods. Every drummer that performed was great, with the exception of the Duran Duran guy. He had a rack full of drums and insisted on using a little electric drum pad for basically all of his fills. Dork. Now the bads. Jimmy Kimmel doing the "SoldierBoy" dance was pretty funny but since all the writers are still on strike, that was as humorous as it got. I was left wanting. Here's the point of my wasting 5 minutes of my life on the AMA's - Duran Duran was awful. The AMA's hyped them up and featured them late in the program (when everyone who used to like them would be in bed - right Greg Cullen?). Apparently, they're trying to make a come-back, and they should really reconsider. If you didn't see it, they really were bad. Up until last night, I kind of knew them as a decent band from the 80's. Now, my feelings of Duran Duran are the same as if Edna and the Boys got tight pants, highlights in their Grecian Formula and hit youthgroups in the greater Northwest. Yikes. You know what? I apologize to Edna and the Boys. They went out with style and grace - unlike Duran Duran. Simon LeBon must be broke.

Ok, I feel much better. Thanks.
Dash's first tooth popped up lst weekend. Next thing you he'll be driving dear old dad to his yearly physicals. Eric got him some jammies from DisneyWorld (where he was deflowered) that have Dash from the Incredibles on them - appropriate. They are 2T's and we were saving them for when he would be older. Unil we realized that he can wear them now. Maybe he's big (he's not that big), maybe they're small 2T's (likely). Anyway, they look good on him.

Time for this blog's "random Kaed quote".
"Andy, when I'm seven, can you get me an ipod. They're like, 80 bucks." When talking about money, Kaed has about as much cents sense as RainMan. He throws random numbers out with no rhyme or reason. I blame his teacher. It's always the teachers fault.

Happy travels over Thanksgiving. I love all of you guys.
Seriously. All.

And now for some more Duran Duran bashing. Here are some songs off of their new tour:

Girls on Metamucil

A View to a Crappy Band

Ordinary World Where Washed Up Bands Never Die

Notoriously Awful

And finally . . . Hungry Like a Wolf But I Gotta Mash Everything Up First Through My Strainer On Account Of Me Running Out Of Polydent So I Have To Gum It.

Tickets are on sale at a pharmacy near you.