Monday, December 14, 2009
Dashingly Musical Pt.II
Friday, December 4, 2009
Ramblings
Keith Lee gave me a Christmas light star for my house. I have it hanging off my deck and it can be seen from pretty far away. Thank you Keith!
Friday, November 13, 2009
Do you serve crabs here?
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Reveal and Reciprocate
1. I love a good Creme Soda, but I don't like soda pop in general - but I always have some at home.
2. Maybe it's not too suprising, but if it's got cheese in it (real or artificial), I'm probably going to eat it. Same for sausage too.
3. Crabbing is my new favorite past-time. I'm going next week.
4. Before I had decided to become a teacher, I wanted to work at a zoo or SeaWorld. No lie.
5. Dash hasn't responded well to the couple times I've spanked him, but if I tell him to go to his room he will - even if he's in mid-temper-tantrum. It's hilarious really, but I'm thankful.
6. In my life, I've had a bunch of different creatures for pets: fish, frogs, snakes, salemanders, dogs, cats, praying mantis and I've been close to getting a skink and a bird. I think it's a very boy-ish thing to do. I'll even grab creatures outside around the house just so I can show Kaed or Dash.
7. I've never bungie jumped, but I have jumped off bridges.
8. I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.
9. I love that my 2 favorite shows from my childhood have been remade into movies - GIJoe and A-team.
10. I got told I look like Dane Cook again for the 2nd time in 2 weeks. I guess he's sort of funny (Employee of the Month cracked me up a bit) so I didn't take offense. So if you're keeping track at home, since I've been a teacher, I've been compared to Dane Cook, John Cusak, Johnny Depp (?) and Ray freaking Liotta (!). And one Latino student asked me if I was Latino. I said, "Of course."
The other day Dash was playing Halo on the xbox. Yes, he's actually playing it. Not very well, but he can move the guy around and shoot the gun near where the aliens are. Anyway, he was so locked into the game that he didn't get up to go to the bathroom so he peed his pants. When asked why, he said that he wanted to play. He'd rather pee himself than stop playing his game! Should I be concerned or proud? That, my friends, is dedication.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
All Hallow's Eve.... 2009
See you guys later. I'm off to hunt for a #2 (that's code for a QP with C meal at the golden arches).
The Force is strong with this one.
Coolest straw ever. The boys were dying with laughter! Me too...
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
B.D.
If children are our future, we're in big trouble...
Monday, October 12, 2009
New Stuff
Friday, October 2, 2009
Getting old...
Testing....testing
Is this thing on?
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Phinally, some fotos!
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Dead time.
I'm open to suggestion.
This morning, a student of mine brought me a rice-crispy treat, only it was made out of Fruity Pebbles. Dee-lish. Education has come a long ways since the days of bringing your teacher an apple.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Today's devotional
"Every great miracle has a history as to why it was so desperately needed."
Miracles are miracles because they come in times of desperation or hopelessness. For me, I think that when I am desperate, I am the most willing for change and direction. Anything to get me out of my state of desperation - and coincidentally, it's usually when Christ speaks to me the most clearly. Actually, it's probably more that I am probably hearing Him more intently. God wants a willing heart right? Why is it that I have to experience difficulty and hardship to really focus on Him? Why am I most willing when faced with desperation? Maybe the miracles in my life wouldn't be so miraculous if I was little more focused when things are good. Thankfully, Christ never tires coming to my rescue - and I'm grateful for His perfect-ness.
HIS love for me and how I need to give that to others is something I'm learning and re-learning every day.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Ode to Fred.
Fred is the man. When he was a linebacker for the Simon Frasier Klansmen, he was the man. When he coaches, he's the man. When he's hooping it up or lifting weights, he's the man. His baby boy Alexander Norman Charles Sunday (the correct order escapes me), or Xander, is the man. Even his wife Jackie is the man. He's so far above us, we're like ropes hanging off the Goodyear Blimp (movie quote anyone?). And I'm sorry for failing to mention the man when we went shooting.
Some wakeboarding pictures will be up soon.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Bustin Caps & Subbing For Dummies
We also shot: an avacado (sweet), a cantelope (small entry, but blew out the back), and a cow femur (thanks Gish!). We were comparing what the differences in 9mm practice rounds vs defense rounds (hollow-point) would do to various things. Kaed and Dash watched safely from their bedroom window. They thought it was awesome, I thought it was science. But isn't science always awesome? I want on Mythbusters!
Here's an old story out of the "dumb things Andy has done" file. Let me preface it with this: a couple days ago one of our asst. principals sent an email out reminding teachers of a fire drill we'd be having the next day. One of our teachers replied to him that the drill was during her prep period and she'd be pumping at that time (she's a new mom). But, on accident she hit the "reply all" icon and let everyone in the building know that she'd be breastpumping during the fire drill. Yes, she was mortified. Anyway, that reminded me of a time a few years ago when I called a buddy of mine to substitute for me at school. The deal was that teachers could call in a sub on the district sub-line, could request specific subs, and leave messages for them. Well, I called Ryan to sub for me and left a message that was only supposed to be heard by him... My message consisted of a lot of heavy breathing and me saying something like, "I want you to work for me," in a disguised voice. Nothing terribly innappropriate, but unfortunately for me, Ryan couldn't take the job - so the message circulated through the entire sub system! I had no idea until I got called to the main office during class. When I walked into the office our head secretary was nearly in tears from laughing, the principal too, and the other secretary, and the ASB secretary and 2 other teachers - because our head secretary had played and replayed it over and over (she will remain nameless but her name rhymes with Mellen Skreet)... I felt pretty dumb, but was glad everyone was laughing about it instead of firing me.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
1st day of school, again.
Wow. 27. . .
Today is Kaed's 3rd. We had his orientation on Monday and found that he sits next to one of his best buddies - Josh Webb. We'll see how that goes. . .
I'm not coaching football this year for the first time. I miss it because I love to do it, but with the things going on in my life I didn't feel like it was very wise. Better to be around whenever I can right now. No FCA either - and that sort of bums me out too, but absolutely no regrets. Dad, teacher, and part time recreational 30-something bball player. Plenty on my plate. We'll see about track later.
I remember, vividly, my first day of school at Coweeman (jr. high). I was rockin' a white t-shirt that said in bold (black and pink) letters "Just say YO", tapered gray pants, and a brand new pair of black and white British Knights shoes. I still think they might have been the coolest, most comfortable shoes I've ever owned... Oh, and I had a crew-cut flat top.
Sweet.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Quick.
BTW, I went back and paid for my 'dine and dash' meal 2 days later.
The Doxology:
Praise God from whom all blessings flow,
Praise Him all creatures here below,
Praise Him above ye Heavenly host,
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost,
Amen.
And there's the Lemiere/Nordstrom dinner version too - and it varies a little from the actual hymn:
Be present at our table Lord,
Be here and everywhere adored,
These mercies bless and grant that we,
May strengthen for thy service be.
Amen.
I was introduced to Christian Artist Misty Edwards last spring and her album Relentless is becoming one of my all-time favorites. In fact, if I were stranded on an island and could only take 3 CD's with me, it'd probably be one of them.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Potpurri
Today I walked out of a Sherry's Resturant without paying for my meal. And I did it on purpose. I forgot my wallet in my truck (I didn't drive there), so I nonchalantly walked out. I'd never done that before and I was a little nervous. A few hours later I went back and took care of it though.
I watched a concert of Robert Plant recently and he looks like he could be a long lost brother of my great uncle Don. They aren't dead on for each other, but there's definitely an eerily slight resemblance.I finally did get a bottle opener... just in case. I don't want to repaint my kitchen ceiling 2-3 times a year when I happen to have wine.
At what point does it be come socially ackward for Dash to run around naked? It's funny and cute still, but I don't know how much longer he's got.
Today is my official 1st day back to work (kids next week). I have a Steve Largent jersey hanging in my room and I'm pretty sure none of my students will know who he is - nor will they recognize who is on my Dr. J poster.
Kaed starts 2nd grade this year and turns 8 in 2 weeks! Geez. How'd he get so old so fast?
When Dash doesn't want to something, he'll often fake an injury. It's hilarious. {Me} "Dash, go get your shoes." {Dash, dropping to the ground} "Knee urth (hurts) daddy, you do it." If it has to do with food, it'll be his tummy that 'urth'. If something goes wrong, be likes to blame some body part. I forsee him being a great professional soccer player. Or an Argentinian basketball player (I can't stand Manu!).
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Family Trip
Friday, August 14, 2009
Man hood and blunders
I tried to open a bottle of red wine the other day with a screwdriver. Why a screwdriver? Because I don't have a bottle opener. I'm not much of a wine guy so I had to MacGyver the cork out. Turns out, a screwdriver is a bad idea. What happened was that I pushed the cork so hard that it actually went all the way into the bottle creating quite a bit of pressure inside. As soon as the cork was submerged, a geyser of red wine shot out Old-Faithful style over everything! All over me, my friend, my kitchen, and even my ceiling (but I didn't catch that until the next day when it had already stained it...). Learn from this: phillips screwdrivers are bad when trying to fanagle a cork out of it's bottle.
So I had a Pampered Chef party at my house last night . . . (of all the things I thought I'd never say...) and it was pretty fun. 34 people. Good food and good times.
I heard this line the other day given to me by one of my friends, "Scattegories (the board game) is like 2nd base for Christian chicks." Totally cracked me up though I'm not sure what he meant nor am I exactly sure what "2nd base" is. Made me laugh though.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Hero, x2
Yesterday Dash, Kaed, and little brother Eric and I went down to the Cowlitz River to get out of the heat. It's safe for the boys there as long as you don't get out too far into the river (big drop-off). Well, there were 2 people swimming down river, a late 30's dad and a daughter of about 11-12. They were trying to swim back into the shallow area but the river got ahold of them and began taking them down river at a pace to quick to overcome. Daughter was scared and tired. Dad was too. Dad began yelling "HELP" which only scared daughter more.
At the first 'help', I jumped into action. I quickly ran to our stuff and grabbed Dash's little life vest and booked it into the river Hasselhoff-style (the Baywatch theme "I'll be ready!" was playing in the background of my mind - no lie ). Eric was parallelling them as deeply as he could waiting for them to be close enough to reach out and grab them. As I ran out to them, I chucked the small life vest to the daughter perfectly! It hit her right in the chest while swiftly moving with the current. Joe Montana couldn't have thrown it better. [At this time I'd like to ask a trivia question. Those that really know me will get it: Which hand did I throw that life jacket with? The answer is at the bottom of the post.] Anyway, the life vest is really small, but as soon as the daughter had it she relaxed a bit, but wasn't any closer. That's when Eric swam out to her (foolish? hero?) and swam her in. I also had grabbed a stick (which I thought was longer when I grabbed it, but ended up being pretty short - good thing I'm used to that...). When Eric was close enough to me, he grabbed the stick, the girl grabbed him, the dad grabbed her, and all were pulled in.
Dad was thankful (although he very macho-ly claimed that he was fine the whole time - whatever man) and daughter was crying. So, like it was no big deal, Eric and I went back to playing catch with Dash and Kaed. It was a pretty strange feeling really. I mean, Eric and I legitimately saved their lives (they were screwed if we didn't get them) and our heartbeats hardly raised a beat. Crazy. Kaed asked us what we were doing and we calmly said, "Just saving lives."
Answer: the left.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Just a Dash off the top
Still not much hair. . .
Friday, January 16, 2009
The beginning of the end?
Much love,
Andy
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Who's got 2 thumbs and is weird?
I don't like touching Leah's underwear either. That weird?
*Poor Dash. He's already showing signs of being my son. Loves cheese. Loves juice. He and I could live off those two things alone. By the way, he's officially become "the little brother". He's tagging along with Kaed and his friends at every opportunity. It's really funny too. Kaed and his friend(s) will go running by and without exception, Dash is jogging along a few steps behind. Kaed is very patient with him and I think it's totally sweet.
3 feet of snow, and a view of our house from my Grandma and Grandpa's.
Eric loves this video.
This is how Dash tells you he's gotta go! (potty trained at 1.5 yrs - not that I'm braggin')
Festive toothbrushes.